Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.
by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023
Get the 2 kloz 2 duh dirtmug. “Hey do you want to hang out this weekend?”
“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”
“Sorry, Sarah and I are going to be Bagging in the Dirt House, we might not have any free time”
by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024
Get the Bagging in the Dirt Housemug. Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.
Rule#0
Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
by We the people Representing Mys October 5, 2022
Get the "Dirt Floor" Court Roommug. by SoggyWaffles:) December 3, 2021
Get the Dirt Neckmug. “ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018
Get the Virginia Dirt Hippomug. Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.
Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.
Except a meth addiction
Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.
Except a meth addiction
Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!
Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!
by BoJakson October 25, 2024
Get the Dirt wafflemug. by DirtyPotato February 7, 2018
Get the dirt wallmug.