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Kiss ur crush day

July 6th u can kiss ur crush without being afraid to
Jade: Josh can we kiss?
Josh: why Jade
Jade: cuz it's July 6th, kiss ur crush day 🥺
by Julliana July 6, 2020
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I am totally crushing

from the popular Teen Girl Squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone.
"i am totally crushing over peter."
by Bobby S July 24, 2003
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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
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Kiss your crush day

Lucy Hi Jimmy
Jimmy Hey Lucy

Lucy Can I kiss you?

Jimmy Why?
Lucy Because it’s kiss your crush day!
by Calitiana October 26, 2019
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drinking B and crushing P

simply put, getting drunk on beer then fucking a girl. the weekend goal of every single man aged 18-35.
Justin: What's going on this weekend, man?

Matt: Oh you know, the usual. Drinking b and crushing p.
by TheRealSchwab February 12, 2010
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Ram jam crush combo

Is where you Ram the "M" mouth and then you Jam the "P" pussy and the you Crush the "A" ass
getting a bj having anal sex and regular sex If after a night of sex you you would say I did the ram jam crush combo last night
by Kenny Ladd February 12, 2008
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MMC (Married Man Crush)

Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.
I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.
by MiaMya February 1, 2010
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