collegeview commons

High rise apartment complex off Homer Watson Blvd in Kitchener, Ontario.

The parking is a disaster, if you ever want to have friends over and god-forbid they brought a vehicle and didn't uber... they'll be waiting for an hour during the hours of 6pm to 5am just to park their car since there is only 40 spots for guests in a complex with over 1000 residents. Oh but wait, underground parking for residents is always full too... so you also gotta fight with residents who can't park underground just for a spot in the guest parking. Good luck... I recommend bringing some reading material.

The AC does't turn on until the middle-end of June because they hope someone has to be sent in an ambulance for heat stroke.

If you're a international student you may like it since 95% of the residents are not Canadian citizens.

They do not tell you when you get a roommate. You might have a empty room in the unit for like a week and out of the blue you come home and there is some person sitting on the couch that you do not know using your kitchen towels to clean their feet.

All in all, avoid this place. The positive reviews on facebook and google are either from people who work there or international students who don't expect anything.

The majority of residents are pretty inconsiderate too, if you got your hands full of groceries don't expect anyone to hold a door open for you. The only nice people in this whole dump are the janitors.

Guy: Hey man are you at collegeview commons?
Guy 2: Yeah

Guy: Sorry to hear

by dankyeetmemes June 11, 2019

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

teen common sense

This is what adults use when they think they are supposedly smart.

I'm giving a word an extra prefix because why the fuck not? It'll make me sound smarter.

"I hate teens who use teen common sense, unlike normal common sense."

by Coalizee September 18, 2019

Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.

person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.

by takentacos November 16, 2019

Go Commit Die

For when you want someone to kill themselves but you bad grammar.

Me: Go commit die
You: You are hallucinating again aren't you, George? Stop being an idiot say kys.

by Idiot231 February 15, 2020

Go Commit Die

These 3 words originating from Roblox because of censorship. When used in a sentence these words mean

1. "Please kill yourself" and I usually used by an annoying brat and such, but it can also be used as a 2. Counter-Argument
Below is 2 examples

1. superepicgamer : "yo jimmynutren"

jimmynutren : "go commit die idot"

2. Jerry_sucks : "Flamingo's content sucks"

milkman237 : "ok, but go commit die "

by Annoying Polish-American Kid March 29, 2020

Go Commit Viki

The action of screaming incoherently at the first person you see using a mobile device.

"Go Commit Viki, Viki!"

by Alpha Mailman May 18, 2020