christian jarrett

An ugly person who will whatch you in your sleep and stalk you for eternity

Look over there it is Christian Jarrett.
Yeah don't go close to him his ugliness will kill you!

by Soul1Reaper6897 February 24, 2017

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reformed christian

A person who has beliefs in God, yet is awfully slutty and has a bad reputation.

Rianna always goes to church but is always leading on guys! She is such a reformed christian!

by ReeRee. September 28, 2008

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christian glass

A sex position used by many homosexuals. It is where the one man cums then sticks his cum in the guys ass then he licks it until the other guy has an orgasm.

Those two gay guys are doing the Christian Glass.

by LilJOnwhattt February 26, 2006

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A christian young adult who sings, is part of a church plant, has a ton of Instagram followers, has bible studies at Starbucks, has Hebrew tattoos, uses a moleskin journal, and listens to Hillsong United and Elevation Worship, yet finds his/her identity in these things and not Christ

Guy 1: is that a moleskin journal?
Guy 2: yea man, I love it.
Guy 1: yea man, just don't become a christian hipster
Guy 2: thanks brother, Jesus first

by Staboi21 July 25, 2014

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Christian Kelly

Christian Kelly is a big strong man who is deeply in love with his girlfriend and he loves sex, he is know as the "SEX GOD"

I would love Christian Kelly to Penetrate my vagina all day

by Joey Petter May 20, 2018

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Pella Christian

Pella Christian is a Christian school in Pella, Iowa. Their excellence in academic fields along with Athletics has made them one of the Top Tier Christian schools in the Mid-West.

Jennifer: What school do you go to?

Jerome: Pella Christian!

Jennifer: Wow that’s awesome! I’m thinking of transferring to there.

Jerome: You should! Everyone is welcome.

by YoKevDogIsGay! November 22, 2019

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