Cap it before you tap it

To use a condom before engaging in sexual intercourse.

Friend: Dude, I hope you Cap it before you tap it. She looked nasty.

Lucky Joe: Hell ya, dude! No STDs for me!

by Zeak April 01, 2008

Don't cap my ass

Please don't shoot me

Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"

by mk41 March 15, 2021

Get Your Cap Twisted

In the hood/ghetto, to shoot/kill someone.

"Let's go get this fool's cap twisted"
"I'm gonna twist his cap"
"Fuck around and get your cap twisted"

by SlidewayzS13 November 15, 2008

Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.

I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.

by K40 January 14, 2004

bust a cap in yo ass

Slang for "im going to shoot you"

Byron: Your gay
Jonny: I will bust a cap in yo ass.
Byron: Try it.
Jonny:*Grabs Shotgun* Are you sure?
Byron: Yeah
Jonny: *Shoots Byron*

by ?? February 01, 2003

put the cap on the kitchen cleaner

shutting up your wife or female friend when she's out of line

Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"

by Nicholas D October 06, 2003

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009