When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank
R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh
by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014
Get the Candy Applesmug. pok-it kan-dee noun
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.
by Tankgex2 March 23, 2013
Get the pocket candymug. Hangin' 'round downtown by myself
And I had so much time to sit and think about myself
And then there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah, there she was
Like disco super-fly
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
And I had so much time to sit and think about myself
And then there she was, like double cherry pie
Yeah, there she was
Like disco super-fly
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Hangin' 'round downtown by myself
And I've had too much caffeine, and I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was, in platform double suede
Yeah, there she was
Like disco lemonade
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this must be my dream
And I've had too much caffeine, and I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was, in platform double suede
Yeah, there she was
Like disco lemonade
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
I smell sex and candy here, mmm
Who's that lounging in my chair? Mmm
Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, dig it
Yeah, mama, this surely is a dream, yeah
Yeah, mama, this must be my dream
by Death Menace December 9, 2022
Get the Sex and Candymug. Lots of superfluous buttons, controls or options added to a game to make it look more complicated or in-depth than it actually is.
I thought this game was so realistic until I realised it's just random and none of the options actually DOES anything, they're all just click candy
by Stevo Wojcicki December 27, 2007
Get the Click Candymug. by smarty 212 May 21, 2015
Get the cotton candymug. A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.
by Urban Casavant July 24, 2008
Get the candy-makermug. A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.
by Raylit September 15, 2009
Get the candy perfume girlmug.