Canada's History

Exhanging poop from one's asshole into another's asshole. The recipient of the poop then shit's it back into the original pooper's asshole.

Me and Gary had the best time doing some Canada's History last night.

by STEPHEN COLBERT!!!! February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.

Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.

by Dj Twinfrenzy March 3, 2010

Gulf of Canada

Large body of water formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico

The Gulf of Canada is just off the coast of the southernmost province.

by Mr. Lyle May 6, 2025

Canada's History

A type of Bestiality. The Act of having sex with Beavers while enjoying a G.B. Special.

Dude, There's a G.B. Special!
Lets find some beaver and have a Canada's History!

by RaiinBoi February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.

Canada's History is very difficult to do.

by RedPanda0112358 February 5, 2010

parents hail from Canada

Facts

The author of this definition asserts that his parents hail from Canada.

by Bad C dev November 19, 2024

Canada's History

A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.

Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.

by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010