When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
by janevonboo February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Canada is a country in North America, straddling the Arctic, Atlantic, Pacific Oceans and the Hudson Bay. It is the second-largest country in the world just after Russia and it's population is 38,131, 104. It has 3 territories and 10 provinces : the ten provinces are British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland and Labrador, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island. It's territories are Nunavut, Northwest Territories and Yukon.
As seen in the GIF, the flag of Canada is a white field with red stripes on the hoist and fly, and a square in the cebter, in a 1:2:1 ratio. Inside the white square, is a stylized maple leaf.
As seen in the GIF, the flag of Canada is a white field with red stripes on the hoist and fly, and a square in the cebter, in a 1:2:1 ratio. Inside the white square, is a stylized maple leaf.
by LemMoon September 10, 2021
Get the Canadamug. by Silent Bob 420 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Nah, tell Jordan Peterson to go fuck himself. He's a charlatan and a liar and we need to bring back crucifixion.
Hym "No, what Canada NEEDS to do it 1. Implement a charlatans get shoved into a wood chipper. 2. No tariffs or we elect Trudeau again and you can deal with him for 4 years. And 3. Demand the tech homosexuals credit me and pay me for AI. That's what Canada NEEDS to do. Nobody give a fuck about what could be. Jordan needs to tell his daughter to keep her filthy slut daughter legs closed."
by Hym Iam February 6, 2025
Get the Canadamug. by TRG6969 December 31, 2017
Get the Canadamug. A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.