gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN

Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)

by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017

Peter Cottontail

The act of inhailing a fart cloud of cocaine from a woman's ass.

I asked christy for a Peter cottontail, so she butt-chugged an 8 ball of cocaine and poofed a sweet cloud of happy dust into my face.

by Peter Cotton Tail26 March 15, 2017

butt cotton

Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.

Mum, we need more butt cotton in the bathroom!

by B1G B3N November 4, 2017

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

a cotton picking yo yo

A cotton picking yo yo is a person eats lunchable pizzas and eats carrot cake on the reg

Look there in the bushes it’s a cotton picking yo yo

by Lilbuscut May 20, 2018

burr cutting

Going to a distant paddock and having some sexual fun with a friend without your spouse finding out. To release some sexual tension with a friend with having any baggage to worry about.

Hey Babe lets go and do some burr cutting out in the paddock near the dam.

by The haycutter May 10, 2018

haley cotton

Haley cotton is a brat most of the time she always likes to tell people that she is their friend but all she does is stab them in the back she usually has red long hair or short she is very pale with freckles and she usually breaks a lot of Bones pretty much she is remake of a snake Ashley talks about people and tries to get everyone on her side to get someone else in trouble

(Haley cotton) ;is and noun and a common name

by A friend of you May 16, 2018