Canada's History

Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
I can't believe he stole my waffles... what a Canada's History!
by SClvr February 07, 2010
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n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 05, 2010
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Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
by Jimmy Kicks February 05, 2010
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An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
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Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
That was the best Rorschach asshole splatter I've ever seen! That guy knows his Canada's History.
by Jimmy Kicks February 05, 2010
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A sex act so depraved that it couldn't be described by Stephen Colbert on TV. It involves moose antlers ****** with maple syrup on the ***** and *********** in the Stanley Cup.
To name a magazine Canada's History would be more explicit than The Beaver.
by colbertnation! February 05, 2010
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A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.
by The Big Colbertski February 05, 2010
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