back breakfast

Back breakfast is when you wake up and eat the ass of your partner.

Saturday he woke up and was feeling frisky, so he had some back breakfast

by Battlebees June 1, 2017

sportsmans breakfast

Early morning sex.

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".

by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017

sniff breakfast

To sniff someone's ass

April smelt something in the air once Richard walked in the room, so she decided to sniff his breakfast while he's was bent over. She then realized it was an awful mistake. Sniff breakfast

by Galidude April 22, 2018

Skillet breakfast

You throw up on a girls flat ass while fucking her from behind.

I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.

by sparkle horse May 2, 2018

hardy breakfast

a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen

my friends and i were at a girls house, and we gave here one hardy breakfast

by nigga boy boy June 11, 2018

friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.

See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!

by Joinerlee May 10, 2018

Mexican Breakfast

Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.

by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018