by the guacamole man August 11, 2020
Get the Jizz Bossmug. This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...
“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”
Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
Get the Motherfucked The Bossmug. A software company providing websites and other commercial based applications to clients at outstanding prices!
Mark: "We should really get a website for our business!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Boss Software in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Boss Software in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
by gripnrip June 27, 2023
Get the Boss Softwaremug. by Dinky6969 July 7, 2014
Get the boss gatorsmug. A YouTuber better than PewDiePie. Holds the world record for the longest bogey picked out of his nose. Likes to do a flop challenge and is a 2016 10 year old normie. He is also a mega gamer
by Meanings for names (real). December 5, 2020
Get the snakester boss.mug. A person who is most of the time part of the girls and the gays. A girl-boss is never to shut someone up or speak their mind. Most of the times they are probably better then you and total material girls
person 1: Omg did you see what she did? She literally ate and left no crumbs!
person 2: That’s because she is a total girl-boss!! DUHH!!!
person 2: That’s because she is a total girl-boss!! DUHH!!!
by marc.da.material girl January 16, 2022
Get the Girl-bossmug. by Thesecondboss July 17, 2023
Get the Gross Bossmug.