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Starter Bling

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1. Decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.

2. Cheaper "knock-off" or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. Due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. Lookit that guy thinkin' he's so cool - he's got 14" faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 Honda. That's just some poseur-ass STARTER BLING!

2. My 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some STARTER BLING, so I bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
by POP944 January 24, 2006
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Wue Bling

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Wue Bling is a UK Bling Jewellery Brand creating custome bling jewellery designs using high quality diamonds, gold and coloured real gemstones.
Estelle wore Wue Bling when performing on MTV sessions
by Wue Ting July 20, 2009
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X-Boxing Day

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It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
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booby boink

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We didn't go all the way, but I let him booby boink me.
by SpacemanSpif24 January 6, 2010
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The art of inhaling large amounts of fumes from burning cannabis leaves. Mastering this art requires hours of assiduous practice.
"I don't wanna say that Ted smokes a lot of weed, but he's got a black belt in Tae Bong Do, y'know what I'm saying?"
by smendler April 21, 2010
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savings bong

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a bong you frequently pack with scraped resin, and other bottom of the bag contributions, letting it build up in hopes of one day cashing it all in.
"Hey bro, I have gained a lot interest of my savings bong in the past month, and I think it is time to burn."
by DavyJonesCcrossBones May 12, 2011
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ass bling

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The rhinestones, studs, gems and other shiny jewel-like decorations on the back pockets and general ass area of a woman's jeans or pants.
Check out Linda, she is sporting some major ass bling with those new jeans.

It looks like Julie went a little overboard with her bedazzler, she must have 5 pounds of ass bling on those jeans.

Remember when women wore jeans that really complimented a nice ass? Nowadays you need to look through a wall of ass bling to check out a woman's butt.
by Father Tyme January 11, 2014
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