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baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump
by Piga May 2, 2011
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Katrina baby

1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.
The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.
by Creole Queen Suppin November 3, 2008
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baby cunt

Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.

See: skank
If you're a senior and she's 14 or younger and screwed your best friend, she's a baby cunt bro.
by The cocksman November 27, 2014
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baby eagle

throwing up in ones own mouth then swallowing it
man i just baby eagled after that tequila shot
by balonry pony November 15, 2010
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Baby Stoner

A person that has just started smoking pot.
All they want to do is eat and sleep.
?: Did she start smoking?
A: Yeah, she's a baby stoner.
by Ms.M.xo September 27, 2009
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icecream's baby

A derrogatory term used to characterize a noticeable belly or gut that portrudes out just enough to label the person as fat. Generally, this fatness comes from eating too much of the following: sweets, lard, pure vegetable oil, paste, and other fattening food stuffs.
(Fat kid named Steve eats while walking past Mike)
Mike: Hey Steve, It looks like you're pregnant with Icecream's baby! Should I call Maury P to find out which flavor is the father?
mugGet the icecream's babymug.

Sleepy Baby

A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.

Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)

He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
by Owner of the sleepy baby September 17, 2012
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