borderline bestiality

A fetish where a person is romantically involved with or attracted to extremely ugly people.

John: I heard Jack is dating the new girl at work with the upside-down pear shape and muscle back.

Fred: Yea, he's into borderline bestiality. It's a fetish.

by thejumbalia January 2, 2013

Bastij

A bastardized version of "bastid," which is a variation of "bastard"

Plural: bastiji
Female: bastijina
Female plural: bastijinae

That guy is a theiving bastij--he stole my money the other day.

Did you read "Gift of the Bastiji" by O. Henry?

by Zarmanov May 20, 2003

bush beating

fingering

im going to give joe a good bush beating

by dooooo. November 29, 2009

Beastie boy

A caucasian male, who is of the Jewish religion, that thinks that he is of african descent, thinks he associates with blacks, or thinks he is from the "hood".

1. Members of the "beastie boys" band
2. Jew-boys at STG

by G in a prep school May 19, 2006

beastie

The act of performing a simulated orgasim on a cat in heat using a q-tip.

I had to give my cat a beastie because she wouldnt stop howling all night.
You know you love your cat, when you are willing to give your cat a beastie.

by bored housewives club January 29, 2009

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia

Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia is the art of when a Gay man strips into the nude, jumps into a tank of rotting dead gay fish, and starts having sexual intercourse with as many as of them as he (or the Audience) can stand. Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia tends to happen on three day weekends and spring break sessions.

dude. . . . did you check out that link i gave sent you? there was some pretty rad Aquatic Homosexual Bestial Necrophilia on that site, even with some swordfish involved. . . dude. . . what time is 4:20 break

by the other brain November 4, 2008

beastin'

unashamedly looking at tangy birds

'see cos the birds've got the summer gear oot, the beastin' is amazin'

'see him? hes pure beastin' at me!'

'burds wur rotten, nae beastin!'

'awright lawd? fancy goin on the dancefloor fur a beast?'

'ah was just sittin beastin an got a mega rager!' rager = very noticeable erection

by BeastinBoydy January 20, 2009