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old catcher's mitt

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.
by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014
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Old School Swagger

Person from an earlier era, but still kickin’ it with a demeanor of confidence, coolness and togetherness, and looked upon with high regard or respect.
That FOG is a legend, just like the Dos Equis guy, he has that Old School Swagger.
by FOG-VIP.CLUB August 21, 2016
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tapping the old well

When someone hooks up with ex-girlfriend, fuck buddy or anyone else the he has previously had sex with usually out of desperation
1. Guy 1 "Looks like Blaze is tapping the old well again"

Guy 2 "LOL"

2. Guy 1 "Hey man i'm really drunk and horny, I may have to go tap an old well tonight"

Guy 2 "Shit man"
by skinner49 September 26, 2012
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The Olde' Jolly Roger

The Penis in its day to day or erected state.
" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "
by Mytch April 8, 2007
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Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.
Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.
by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012
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Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.
"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"
by Shady Dip March 8, 2008
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Old tin can

Irish slang for a vagina, used with innuendos when trying to hide what you're talking about.
Mickey: So me ol' mate, what were y'up too last night?
Tom: Ah y'know, just gettin' in at me wife's old tin can is all, if ye catch me drift.
by JimmyMcCormick July 27, 2013
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