Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

by Kavukkii March 15, 2021

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alabama body shot

Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.

“Hey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?”

by VA31 May 20, 2018

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Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus

Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain

by anonymous September 18, 2021

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alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.

Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.

by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016

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Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

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