April 24th

In which days men and women either prepare to rape someone.

OR A DAY WHERE WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND BEAT THEM SENSELESS

"I heard Jenna was gonna participate in April 24th.."
"Ew I used to date her"

by anonymous April 4, 2023

April 20

National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single

Me: hey you know what today is..?

Them : uh April 20th.. why?

Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!

Them: okay let’s do it!

by Azakana April 11, 2023

April 24th

National Nothing Day

April 24th is National Nothing Day. Since everyone thinks only women can be victims, or that this should be "national murder day", how about "National Nothing Day"? Sounds like a more peaceful world.

by ChatGPTPlus April 16, 2023

April 24

This day is “National” R*pe day
If you are a r*pist please pull into a car dealership and get a car and smash it into a wall and burn it, after that go jump off a mountain <3

Person 1 : Oh no It’s April 24
Person 2 : We shouldn’t go on a walk today than..

by __Cryingduckling April 19, 2023

April 26

National hug ur bf day

April 26 is 100% national hug ur bf day

by Peanut man 1836 April 25, 2023

April 26

AN KHUE APPRECIATION DAY IF YOU KNOW A AN KHUE ITS HER DAY TODAY USE THIS DAY TO CELEBRATE AN KHUE

“April 26 is a very important day” “how so?” “ITS AN KHUE APPRECIATION DAY DUH”

by Kayden_the_loser April 26, 2023

April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023