Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017

Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

alabama ass shit

incest

person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins

person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass

by charli d’amilio February 24, 2020

Alabama King Cobra

A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.

Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.

by the stickiest August 20, 2017

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus

Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain

by anonymous September 18, 2021

alabama body shot

Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.

“Hey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?”

by VA31 May 20, 2018