alabama ass shit

incest

person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins

person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass

by charli d’amilio February 24, 2020

alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.

Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.

by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016

Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

Alabama Pixie Stick

Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent

Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.

It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet

by Higliff November 11, 2021

Alabama fart stain

The act of putting a fart into a jar and putting into a womens anus

Yo babe i hope you got jars. Why? Because were gonna do the Alabama Fart Stain

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Alabama King Cobra

A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.

Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.

by the stickiest August 20, 2017