jason isaiah

The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p

Ex. My names jason Isaiah and I'm the shit baby with a capital badass

by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason

Knower of all tea.

1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.

by Spilledconcealeronwhiteshirt March 9, 2024

Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher

kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not

by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025

The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.

Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason

by Cam2000 February 6, 2023

Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.

"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Jason cooper

Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.

They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.

Be safe, stay away!

Oooh noo!! Here comes Jason Cooper. Hide your kinder surprises.

by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020