doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.
guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.
guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.
guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!
by ranman92509 September 30, 2011
Get the lightning dancemug. by lucas789 June 27, 2021
Get the Coffin dancemug. When a man dances around in his boxers, semi-hard, thrusting his pelvis to have his penis flail in various hilarious directions.
to actually see a "dickie dance" refer to Tosh.0 season 3. not sure which episode but there all worth a watch
by TwisteDCroniK August 12, 2011
Get the Dickie Dancemug. What is normally a lap dance at a strip club but is done without any contact and/or touching at all and often with at least 3 feet of air space between dancer and customer.
by He who knows1 December 18, 2014
Get the Air Dancemug. A hyperactive dance one performs when being the only one left.
Usually results in a loss; One could say this ritual has no use at all.
Usually results in a loss; One could say this ritual has no use at all.
They took us all out so he performed the tubbo dance since he was the only one left
Check out his moves! He must be on some kind of drug or something..
Check out his moves! He must be on some kind of drug or something..
by InFnI *By Vii January 26, 2008
Get the Tubbo Dancemug. Basically No nut november, but no dancing december.
You are not allowed to dance at the period of december.
You are not allowed to dance at the period of december.
by Matrix 811 November 29, 2018
Get the No Dance Decembermug. The pony dance refers to sex between small people.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.
Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.
Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.
Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."
"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"
"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"
by CookieHugs August 26, 2021
Get the Pony dancemug.