King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Joe Borland

Joe Borland is a confident person who can very often have a gap in there teeth however that doesn’t stop them from having bad looks, many Joe Borland’s are born in the month of may and are pretty shit at singing and dancing. Despite the fact Joe Borland is a shit dancer and singer that doesn’t mean no one likes him infact many people find Joe Borland funny and kind and not very often rude or horrible...

‘Oh look Vanessa, that’s Joe Borland! Does anyone not like him’

by Gapoinyateetho February 2, 2020

jibbly joe

A certain hillbilly, that married his sister.

That jibbly joe a real creep.

by billy.com May 20, 2017

joe Hyde

A hipster

Wow your joe hydeing is hard right now; throw away the cardagin sweater right now!

by ballislife69 August 20, 2014

Chicken Joe

An absolutely ferda chicken who hangs ten and pressumably loves the elctric lettuce

damn your like chicken joe

by chickenjoe28 April 15, 2019

joe-ing

The act of laying on the ground, arms by your side, while another person stands over the individual on the ground. This act is a reinactment of a knockout perpetrated by a young 12-14 year old male delivered on an older man. Derived from the fact that a "joey" means a young baby- the act of getting knocked out by one of these young "joey's" is joe-ing.

Dude that 14 year old just knocked out that old man, let's get a picture of that guy on the ground joe-ing

by 55rectory May 18, 2013

Joe's ass

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018