The term "zorched," while commonly attributed to skate culture, was actually conceived by Robert "DJ Robo Slice" Lofberg in the summer of 2011 following a period of extreme bullying by middle schoolers. It is used to describe a feeling of extreme fatigue and resulting in emotional instability. Some artists feel that attaining a level of "zorched-ness" can help their creative process, expanding their mind in pursuit of achieving a higher level of inspiration.
Despite the insistence by a one Brendan Welsh as being the true catalyst behind the term's creation, his sad and persistent pleas to be recognized for the term have merely rendered him a "poser". He was last seen bemoaning his fall from grace while wearing salmon-colored shorts and a pink Vineyard Vines polo.
Despite the insistence by a one Brendan Welsh as being the true catalyst behind the term's creation, his sad and persistent pleas to be recognized for the term have merely rendered him a "poser". He was last seen bemoaning his fall from grace while wearing salmon-colored shorts and a pink Vineyard Vines polo.
by skaterboi3 June 12, 2018
Get the Zorched mug.A contest that measure who can get the most zorched. The first contest--created by American writer/skateboarder, Travis Knight--took place in Washington State--in the Olympic National Forest--where American Skateboarder, Two Hawks Young, stole the gold for the very first Zorchathon.
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Get the zoochus mug.The sound it makes when you drop a match into a barrel with a small amount of gas at the bottom. Also, to be mentally or physically wrecked; Zorched.
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Get the Zorch mug.Usually associated with a weenie. The type of person who thinks they’d know anything or think they are better or more than they are. Someone who doesn’t live up to what they or others claim. Most common are guys named Cameron, James or Brian ....Originated from zucchini
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