Zophya

Zophya is a very caring, kind, and beautiful person. The Greek name meaning wisdom makes her even more unique. Never get rid of a Zophya because she will back you up through your whole life. She kills you if your mean to her besties. She is amazing and perfect.

Hey Zophya, how are you?
Zophya: I'm great hbu?

by Defnotmeduh April 22, 2022

zoophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to non-anthropomorphic animals. Note that not all zoophiles are furries and not all furries are zoophiles.

Person 1: All furries are zoophiles!!!
Person 2: Actually, no. Furries are attracted to fictional, anthropomorphic animals, and zoophiles are attracted to real, non-anthropomorphic animals. Plus, what you said is the same as saying that all autistic people are complete idiots; they really aren't.

by Victoria is cool B] May 2, 2022

Zoophiles

A fucking monster lots likes to fuck animals

Zoophiles are fatherless

Zoophile: I wonder when my dad's going to come back with the milk

by Little man 1100 June 21, 2022

Zoophiles

People who are 100% going to hell no questions asked. They have s*x with animals, and have full on relationships with them. They also tried getting into the LGBTQ community.

Person 1: What are zoophiles
Person 2: The people that the Doom Slayer kills

by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023

Zoophile

An bitch who thinks that thinks that they have rights and wants to be in lgbtq+ community but doesn't deserve too

"your a zoophile" "yeah why"

"*grabs The German FG42 automatic rifle*"

by Somethinaa April 4, 2023

Zoophile

A person that is romantically, sexually, or both attracted to animals. Someone who is NOT in the lgbtq+ community because zoophilia is just a special way to say animal fiddler.

John - Yo dude, did you hear May was a zoophile?
Dude - A zoophile is a animal fiddler right? If so, I feel bad for her pet kitty..
John - SHE HAS A PET? I’ll be right back, I need to get her kitty and burn her house down.

by MayhemHour June 19, 2023

Zoophilia

The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).

*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...

by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 31, 2011