Zoey

Not every zoey is exactly the same, but chances are they’re

- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise

- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic

Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)

- text back often

- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends

Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions

Boy: zoey is so funny
Girl: yeah and she’s like, so hot!

by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021

Zoey

A very short and annoying person

You are so zoey

by Kolby 0198 November 21, 2021

Zoey

Big baller 9000

Omg look it’s big baller 9000 aka Zoey the coolest person ever

by Wienerbee November 21, 2021

Zoey

A big head child that loves to laugh..usually short,where glasess, love to push out her ass but she got none and normally guh queens

I dont want to be zoey🤣🤣🤣

by Best abbreviation November 22, 2021

Zoey

She's an innocent girl that grew up too fast. She doesn't trust very many people so if she starts trusting you, don't leave her. She's gorgeous and loves Tom Cruise. She is good with animals and loves horses. If you ever find a Zoey, you'll be kept on your toes!

"Zoey just tamed that horse!!"

by Enyaralalablukapeanutbutter November 22, 2021

Zoey

An amazing person

“Zoey was walking down the hall”

by OmgLiterallySickoMode December 14, 2021

Zoey

She is super mean and after u meet her u will regret ur decision.Also she will threaten u that she’ll kill ya so if ur friends with a zoey call the cops and leave them

Zoey is a bad mean asshole

by Oh my bad December 19, 2021