yuppie puppie

A day care brat. The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom. A child raised without its mother among many others of its kind. It has no manners, no discipline. If it is female, it is saddled with a name like Cassidy or Madison or Shropshire. If it is male, it never learns to be masculine.

Yuppie puppies are the future of America. Unfortunately, they are all going to be future yuppies and soccer moms and liberals.

Donald and Taylor have two female yuppie puppies named Chungus and Fiester.

by Tuna Wanda May 30, 2005

Yuppie

Young Underpaid Professional

Hate being a yuppie, need to find a new work

by JRhyan September 19, 2010

Yuppie Cunt

(see definition for "yuppie" and "cunt" for literal meaning)

A yuppie 20 something who insults others simply by being semi-subliminally condescending, showing pity from socially and financially higher standpoint.

Person 1: Whoa! That comment was socially awkward and embarrassing. Who was that?
Person 2: My sister. She's a yuppie cunt.
Person 1: No doubt.

by Ohmy39 September 29, 2014

Yuppie-fucked

The act of being subjected to listening conversation between people attempting a higher level of intelligence based on ridiculous premises, such as being a TA. Also refers to listening to conversations between two or more people with a subject matter that they don't realistically comprehend

Conversation: "I'd really like to go to Afghanistan..."

Subject: "God...I just got yuppie-fucked in the ear for an hour."

by DMoralizer November 27, 2009

Yuppie speedball

Two beers and a coffee - typically consumed by yuppies at lunch on a workday.

"It's Dog-fucking Friday, let's go do a few yuppie speedballs."

by Cockulon 3000 February 24, 2005

earth yuppie

an earth yuppie is like a hippy but with money and showers. they commonly live in the northern regions of new mexico.

Guy: Hey you wanna go to the Dave Matthews Band show with me?
Dude: No way man. It'll be full of earth yuppies.

by George January 6, 2005

Yuppie Wagon

An SUV that has soccer decals, with a 30 something woman driving. This species is generally seen wearing a sweater in 90 degree weather or has tied around her waist. Don't forget the cell phone. Phone Companies love these types as the phone is glued to the ear rambling endlessly on what the latest trend is....Good place to spot these is at any Coffee Culture location.

She drives a Yuppie Wagon to soccer practice

by Imperial1931 November 7, 2005