IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.

5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020

throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 1, 2014

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Andy your pants

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Person 1: Hey bro did you just Andy your pants?
Person 2: Yeah bro
Person 1: bro wtf not again!

by Doodoofart January 5, 2020

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Shit your pants in class day

On this day you should shit your pants in class regardless of age. It is on feburary 1st

Hey broski, today is shit your pants in class day! Don't forget to take a massive dookie in your pants today during class!!!

by elfiefaeboi January 15, 2024

yammed your pants

Jizzing in your pants when you don’t mean to

Bro you just yammed your pants after that girl sat on your lap dude!

by Fart1738 December 1, 2024