yondr

When you climb up onto a clothes hoist, lay down, put a match in your penis hole, then light it and sing Happy Birthday to yourself while your friends slowly turn the hoist.

“Hurry up and bring out the cake! Dave’s already started his Yondr!”

by Jenkins the Imbecile April 29, 2021

Yoddle

A creature of the night that raises and grooms goats..Her Son is born with pubic hair head, and her daughter is babalicious

I knew a girl named Yoddle.

by Crazyballs January 4, 2005

yonder

far away, long trip, way out there, rural; subrurbs even

"yeah...rich lives like way down yonder"

by Richard Sager September 3, 2004

Hither my Yonder

To suck ones penis, for money or for pleasure.

Hey Malyssa come hither my yonder now bitch!

by mydoodle December 30, 2006

yonder

Where ever is pointing at at the time he says this word.

It orta be round over yonder way.

by The shcoshi queen October 20, 2006

yonderday

Used to describe the events of yesterday when you haven't gone to sleep and its past midnight and , your talking about yesterday even though you haven't gone to sleep yet so technically its all one day. invented by my friend and i one night at 12:01AM.He said remember yesterday when we went sailing.I argued that it was still part of today.so yonderday was born.

Jack: sailing was fun yesterday (clock reads 12:01AM)
Me: you mean yonderday , we haven't gone to bed yet.

by friendooooooo! July 15, 2011

get yourself some yonder

Redneck term for "Get the hell away from me" or "go away"

Wigger kid: "Hey dawg, let's bump dis' new Eminem record I hurred it's off da chain!"

Redneck (with a stone face): "Boy you better get yourself some yonder."

by Dr Trollface December 27, 2016