Xander

Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name

Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu

by Father large August 24, 2020

Xander

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.

"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

xander

best friends with a kai and a dakota he is the chillest dude who looks great in leggings

xander is cool

by brednax418 November 19, 2020

Xander

Xander is amazing and fit

I saw Xander today

by Fern.xx December 6, 2020

Xander

English pronunciation of the Spanish word "Sancho."

Tim was labelled as "Xander" as he never used the front door, only the back.

by JQuazzaaa January 14, 2021

Xander

Bit Chubby but he's aight

eat ur veg ye fat shite xander

by 大きな牛 February 11, 2021

Xander

Xander’s are addicted to anime, dream SMP and minecraft. They are funny, likeable and most of all crazy. If you have a xander in your life idk whether to feel sorry for you or not.

Did you watch Dream’s stream last night? I did.
What a Xander

by Poo poo caca July 14, 2021