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WoW

The vast abyss of hopelessness which means your ass is permenantley glued to a computer.
Signs that people will play WoW: You will not see them for periods of up to 72 hours at a time. They will smell worse than your grandparents barn. The only thing in their room is a computer and 200 bottles filled with urine. They will only talk about WoW at school or other social gatherings in which they go to, and those are rare.
When you go to your friend's house and he immediatly shows you the new expantion pack of WoW that he has just recently bought and is already 3/4 of the way through, smells like shit, and there are numerous bottles of urine in his room, you can expect never to see him outside again.
by A†heis† July 7, 2008
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Acronym for World of Warcraft, a massive multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG) put out by Blizzard which sucks you in an consumes every aspect of your life until you have no friends or girl/boyfriend or any semblance of a social life and your failing out of school, because you finally leveled to 60 and you have done nothing but run MC or DM with your guild for the past month so you can get your elite armor.
1. "Dood...I can't wait until the WoW expansion pack comes out!!"

2. "Babe, I can't go out again tonight, I gotta play WoW...I need the boss in this instance to drop my last epic!"
by Amalord's Girlfriend April 18, 2006
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Jerry: Hey, is it WoW today?
Tom: Hell yeah, dude it's Wednesday I'm gonna go whack off!
by aosmdavid December 29, 2006
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It's World Organization of Webmasters you nerd, it's been out there 8 years before your game were released!
Webprofessional: I just joined WOW, I think it'll be fun and may boost my career aswell.
wow_boy32: dat so true, liek ur alliance or horde? i so liek horde cus they have liek imba tauren warriors wham wham and u win u kno.
Webprofessional: Pardon?
by AndreB January 19, 2008
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Abbr meaning "servers are down".

AKA "Emergency server mantainance"

!!1
I wanted to play but the WoW was down as usual.

:O
by never May 13, 2005
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WoW or Wang on Wang : Where your mate and you are chogging a bitch and your wangs accidentaly come into contact with each other, but this is ok because the chick is so hot it cancels it out.
Gav turns to Angry and exclaims "That chick is so hot, I wouldnt care if we had a WoW incident when we were chogging her."
by Angryanus Chubnut July 13, 2009
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A game people play because their life sucks. They prefer to live in a 'virtual world'

people that play this game alot usually become anti-social and pretty weird.
Phychologist: "so Jason how many times have you thought about playing world of warcraft since you got here"

Jason: "just once."

Phychologist: "really i see your making progress"

Jason: "Well technically it is really just one big time.. i mean i haven't stopped thinking about playing wow"
by Orchidomegaly April 15, 2006
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