Artificial Womb

Yet another thing that humans will create to overpopulate our dying planet.

Once we perfect the artificial womb, we can have babies and never worry about population-controlling, weak baby eliminating factors such as disease and birth defects! Isn't medical science great?

by Theaphelia October 5, 2004

Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky July 9, 2007

Womb of Doom

A coffin, tomb, first row seats for a taping of friends/Rove

My drunken uncle was put in the doom womb after the cheese grater incident

by The enibreiated Pidgeon liver March 25, 2003

womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

womb buddy

A twin or someone you have known most of your life.

"Natilie and Joanna are totaly womb buddys"

by Jeff Johnson June 24, 2005

womb trinket

Basically, its a great way to say children, without having to say children...

Hey Jane, how many womb trinkets did you attach to your vagina?

by Rahlow2020 February 21, 2021

womb lard

The often creamy, white natural lubricant produced by a vagina during a fucking, finger blasting or general arousal.

a) 'oh shit bro, there's womb lard all over my shaft/hand/vase/t-shirt/shoe/table leg/Doberman'
b) 'it was womb lard for sure bro, I collected it and basted a turkey that same day'
c) 'fuck it was gross bro, womb lard everywhere; like a fucking butter massacre'

by fucktardtranslations May 20, 2020