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wingman

used when defining something that is maximally 5 minutes long. Because wingman in csgo is 5 minutes max.
It will take as long as wingman.
by xrup January 22, 2023
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Wingman

Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.
Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!
by Therick1795 April 5, 2015
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Wingman's reward

When you get to hook up with the friend of the girl that your mate is going for, because you and the girl friend are stuck with each other and there's not much else to do.

It's not a great reward but better than going home empty handed.

Note that it's not a wingmans' reward if you're actually into the girl. That's tag teaming and not wingmanning.
I wingmanned Kyle last night and collected a half decent wingman's reward.
by drinkbord January 11, 2023
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wireless wingman

A man with wings, who is also without a wire. Einstein's theory of relativity states that if the man is wireless and the wire is wingmanless, then the wire is wingless and the man is wirewing.
Wireless wingman. When wire was without wing, whence would a man or woman be wired to winter weather.
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Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.
Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"
by aacruzz February 8, 2010
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Like Wingman

That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what
Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*
by missv12 November 30, 2011
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Opposite wingman

A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man
“Bro you are such an opposite wingman
by Abe999 November 30, 2021
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