Simpleton of Wellington
Simpleton of Wellington by The imple December 17, 2019
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put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.
Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.
Beef Wellington!
Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.
Beef Wellington!
beef wellington by WedJorton June 4, 2010
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Tag Team Beef Wellington
A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.
Tag Team Beef Wellington by Esor December 19, 2013
Sir Wellington
Sir Wellington by TheBORAXkid92 June 11, 2016
Wellington College
A co-ed British boarding school in Crowthorne that tries to be as liberal and hippie as possible to the point where it may give off an international school vibe. Also an institution where the average student is twice as athletic as anybody their age. Overal a pretty nice place but can suffer from the general problems schools of the elite have. Pupils and staff also refer to it as "Welly"
Wellington College by TheCatwithWings42 July 26, 2018
beef wellington
Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!
beef wellington by mjmjmj56 March 7, 2009
Wellington
place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.
Without the first-class rugby.
Right.
Without the first-class rugby.
Right.
Wellington by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012