Micro Weenis

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.

A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)

by Dezdashat May 17, 2020

EMS Weenie

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

by FF44 December 08, 2013

five weenies

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. This name was given to him by some kids while trying to win their hearts, but also earn his hero license. "Five weenies" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia fandom.

Todoroki: "My name is not five weenies, I am Shoto from UA and I wanna be a hero. My father Endeavor is currently the #1 hero, but to be frank I've always hated him and want to forge my own path in the world of pros."
Kid: "Shut tf up dry ice."
Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"

by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020

weeny rub

Instead of fapping you take an object i.e. pillow, and rub it up and down your dong until you reach climax

Billy this isn't a weeny rub festival, get back to work boy!

by B. Dick Black April 27, 2014

Five weenies

Umm idk but its definitely NOT todoroki

My name is NOT five weenies. i am shoto for UA and i want to be a hero.

by a weeb lol :) October 27, 2020

hand weenie

A hand surgeon.

Diego's favorite part of the body is the scaphotrapeziotrapezoid ligament. What a hand weenie.

by BoneBoneBoneBoneBone November 02, 2020

Jeenie. Weenie

An awesome content creator who is verified on titkok and has millions of followers. She used to be a flight attendant for emirates but now is a social media star. She is from Toronto Canada and her real name is Sandra Jeenie Kwon. Sandra is her English name and Jeenie is her Korean name. Her tiktok is based on true flight incidents and more about being a flight attendant. She started a series called "things you didn't know about cabin crew" on tiktok.

Me: OMG! Aren't you Jeenie. Weenie, the awesome content creator on social media who used to be a flight attendant!? I'm such a huge fan! Can you take a pic with me real quick?!
Jeenie: Sure! I'd love to!
Me: OMG! TYSM!!! Ur literally sooooo amazing!
Jeenie: Ur welcome and tysm!

by Just me and my opinion_12345 June 03, 2021