Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Weeting

Weeting is the term used when watching the neighbors from your bedroom window while jerking off.

If the neighbor lady only knew that I was Weeting to her as she bends over in the garden, maybe she’d be enticed to swallow my load.

by Hamilbone December 31, 2022

Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

by Casual939562 January 29, 2023

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Weezing

The act of you becoming one with the Weezer. The way you become one with the Weezer is from intensely Weezabaiting, for hours at a time. You go to a plain of existing that can not be described by any mortal. You feel immortal, a goon to the Weezer. Weezer is the only thing you can comprehend and you continue with a expression best described as a wheezing age. Becoming one with the Weezer.

Guy 1: hey man where were you last night, the party was sick I was so stoked, I was so undone, like a sweater.
Guy 2: sorry man I was I was entranced in a hardcore Weezing session, I just couldn't stop listening.
Guy 1: you have a problem.

by WazabaWeezer December 27, 2023

weeping moon

when it's raining while the moon is visible

''Look at that weeping moon! How beautiful! We're getting wet from the rain though so let's go seek shelter quickly.'' (it's raining while the moon is up and shining)

by 123oreosoyummy February 13, 2024

Weeking

The act of begging on your knees
Often to be popular

Jack was weeking to be popular in school

by Booboo3905 February 17, 2024