Someone who tries to jerk you off under the table unbeknownst to you. (Thus to criticize the analysis given by the definition of anonymous on May 31 2004, the original sense might not have referred to self pleasuring, or a useless self-pleasuring fool at all, but rather makes reference to giving a less than pleasurable wank on someone else's knob. This is lost on most average wankers on the street today, who hear the overused term at too young an age, and then never can get past the giggle factor of picturing someone diddling on their own willy once they learn that simplistic meaning, never thereafter able to fathom the sordid depth of someone edging someone else who is captive against their will. ) A cheat of sorts. An unscrupulous or uncaring person. Slimy power player. "Prick" as opposed to a "Dick."
Bob told me how lucky I was to be dating Karen; then the wanker tried to make out with her at my party!
That wanker Stew has me on edge!
That wanker Stew has me on edge!
by Johnny Steed December 10, 2019
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.
by DGtheGuy (Metaphors&Sarcasm) April 19, 2017
Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.
(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.
by Flannel Flyer May 7, 2005
A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.
by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017
by biophilo May 29, 2014