valpo vision

Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.

All those jerks from high school are a lot better looking now that I have Valpo vision.

by Sam & ASH November 10, 2007

hajii vision

The local lo-fi DVD-pirating industry serving US troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Any early release of a film that's still in theaters was probably filmed in the theater, complete with Arabic subtitles and silhouettes of the people in the front row.

You want to go to the base theater tonight?

Nah, I've already got that one on hajii vision.

by joedirtbag April 25, 2008

Peter's vision

ACTS 10:10-28.

A famous passage of the NEW TESTAMENT where Yahweh showed Peter that he should call no person common or unclean.

ACTS 10:28, Peter's vision showed Peter...

"...Yahweh has shown me that I should call no man common or unclean."

by Rabbi Goldman May 17, 2009

For better hallway vision

For use while stoned.

Said by The Criminal in The Breakfast club, referring to a pair of sunglasses. Updated to mean something to do while high on marijuana.

1# The other night I bought a Pink Floyd album for better hallway vision.

#2 Lets save these cookies for better hallway vision.

by 0rph April 22, 2010

Tunnel Vision

When all of your vision is consumed by one piece or portion of an entire landscape or photo. This is due to the interest in that one aspect of the picture; Common things which cause tunnel vision are both ass and titties.

Jim: Hey, look at how nice that sunset is behind all of those people!
Randy: Wow, I never noticed that because I got tunnel vision from the girl's rack in the middle.

by ColgateASDFGHJKL;' January 27, 2014

visivag

1. a condition in which one's (especially a female's) genitalia is momentarily visible due to a lack of underwear

2. the visible genitalia in question

Steve: oh God, Josie's got visivag.
Moesha: Did she think no one would notice?

by lemonice74 June 28, 2010

cherry vision

The ability to tell if a chick is a virgin just by looking at her.

my buddy Jay has cherry vision.

by Josh October 19, 2004