vacation dick

Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.

"I had vacation dick with an African-American man when I went to Nigeria", exclaimed Sally

by nateisyoung June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is way too big to take daily.

Girl he had a vacation dick. I can't really walk today.

by Jypsii May 27, 2016

vacation dick

A Dick that is Abnormally Large, not a dick that a woman can typically handle on a daily basis such as a boyfriend dick.

Becky- That was some great sex last night, i just wish he was a bit smaller. He has Vacation Dick.
Tiffany- Jeremy has boyfriend dick so I am pretty happy about the 6 inches

Becky- He was a solid 10 it was too much but it felt good.

by Jojomojo86 May 18, 2016

vacation dick

A dick bigger than average that you wouldn't want to take on a daily basis. Rather for a single one night stand.

Girl: omg, last night I hooked up with this guy with the perfect vacation dick. Just what I needed.
boyfriend dick one night stand

by Momentual Grief Process June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.

Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.

by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.

"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.

by Talienak June 14, 2016