unicorned

Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.

Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.

by Sergeant Firewater April 4, 2010

unicorns

another, new ghetto way, of saying black people

There are many unicorns in the NBA

by Aijohn33secenty January 23, 2010

the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.

Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014

unicorns

magical creatures that ride on silver moonbeam and shoot rainbow out of their ass.

Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

by DGT December 18, 2012

Unicorn

A mythical creature.

1. Like a virgin!

2. "I wanna ride a unicorn."

by yourghostfriend November 6, 2014

Unicorning

The act of taking an ice-cream cone with ice cream on it and applying it to the forehead, then taking said cone and penetrating a woman either anally or vaginally.

Brent was unicorning Alexis for hours last night.

by Dr. Ares January 12, 2016

Unicornism

"Thee" magical moment....like an epiphany.

I would never believe it myself, but then I had a unicornism.

by SQue75 August 13, 2019