Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson AKA Prime Owns people.

Mike tyson took cat with 5headshots

by alaNI April 14, 2008

Tyson

A guy with a very large penis, probably about double your boyfriends. The bulge in his pants is just the beginning of what he’s packing

Omg. I miss my ex, tyson was so big

by Rickybobby12343 June 8, 2018

Tyson

Oh yessss

1: Hey come to my house we're having pizza
2: Oh yessss
1: Jesus Christ Tyson

by Succmeharderdaddy February 7, 2017

Tyson

A Very smashing guy how everybody loves.He also has the worlds largest schlong he has or had 4 girlfriends.

He is such a Tyson.

by Ruff26 June 3, 2018

Tyson moment

The Tyson moment is when Tyson dose something stupid but played it off like it didn’t happen, doesn’t go to school, bails on his friends, says he will do something then not do it at the last second, thus is the Tyson moment an endless loop that Tyson can’t escape. And keep dogs away from Tyson.

“Hey Tyson wanna hang out with us and watch a movie” “sure” everyone shows up besides Tyson now that’s a Tyson moment

by realhannah December 10, 2019

Tysen

Tysen is a vey carrying person who will help you no matter what. He is loving joyful and will keep your hopes high. He is a hard worker and is passoinate about his work and the things he belives in. Overall tysen is the best living person on this planet.

TYsen is amazing

by taka taka toooo December 27, 2020

Pulling a Tyson

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

1. <Playing Wii Sports Golf>
Chris: "There's no way I'm dropping 5 shots on the last hole"
<Putts to 11 over par>
Chan: "woop he's pulled a Tyson! i didn't come last!"

2. <Playing WWE Day of Reckoning 2>
Sam: "I'm gonna twat one of you with this bell, chosen completely at random"
<Hits Chris for the 10th time in the match>
Chris: "Not again! complete lack of character..."
Sam: "You just happened to be in the way, you're pulling a Tyson "

by snudge May 11, 2007