Two Beers

The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"

The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

Number two

Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.

Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.

by Jazpur September 10, 2011

two timer

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!

by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

two-dayer

When a male has not ejeculated or has not had an orgasm in two days he has what is known as a "two-dayer" or "loaded gun". Two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. The subject which possesses the "two-dayer" often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. The subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. Oftentimes the "two-dayer" results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.

Joe - "I can't wait till my flight lands and I am back at home. I got a two-dayer, this vacation isn't even fun anymore."

Tommy - "I got to go back to the hotel. All these girls in swimsuits and I got a two dayer. Someone shoot me."

Context: Two men sharing the same hotel
Mike - "Chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?"
Chris - "I got a two-dayer."

by ChillBro July 31, 2014

two blocker

The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"

"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"

by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005

Two RF

Full name - Two Rapid Fire

Used by a group of weed smokers when there is only a small amount/only one joint left.

Implys taking two tokes in quick succession, much like an M16 machine gun fires bullets. The doob is then passed on quickly to the next victim.

I have rolled a bit of a shiter, so lets get two RF on this.

Marc fell to his knees after participating in two RF

Gary: "Its two RF!! Why have you taken eight draws?!?"

Ian: "Nah man, this is only my second draw."

by Gazaboy March 10, 2009

tier two

A group of technical support agents typically more knowledgable than the average (tier one) agent. Tier two agents are in most cases, morbidly obese, unshowered, and anti-social.

Tier 2 agents are also characterized by their affinity for WoW (World of Warcraft) and mountain dew, many empty bottles of which are strewn throughout their workplace.

Tier 2 agents' weaknesses include, but are not limited to, direct sunlight and members of the opposite sex.

Tier 2 may also be used as an adjective describing anyone inherently "nerdy" in nature.

"Dude, get off the damn computer, you're being tier two-ish."
"Seriously, take a shower, you're smelling a little tier two-ey."

by lolomg July 26, 2006