West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

by Loppytits November 14, 2014

Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey

Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!

by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017

Turkey's Ready!

When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007

Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.

Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...

by saltyspoon December 2, 2009

Tuckered Out

Derived from the colloguial New England English word "tucker" of the 19th Century.
To "tucker" is to exhuast and to be "tuckered out" is to be exhausted.

I didn't get back from the bars 'til three o'clock in the morning and today I'm plumb tuckered out.

by TheArithmetic January 31, 2008

sean tucker

When you whip it out during class and start furiously beating your dick to the person in front of you.

Dude 1: "Hey, did you hear about that one kid?"
Dude 2: "I heard he sean tuckered yesterday!"
Both: "HAHAHHAHHAHAH"

by ahhajsdbfeag June 6, 2010

Butt Tucket

When you accidentally take a dump then squeeze your butt cheeks to stop the flow.

"Man, Im so happy that i pulled a butt tucket maneuver so, my pants wouldn't fill up with feces!"

by Koch Master June 20, 2009