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Gumby's Trench

A deep, vast cavern of seemingly endless proportion of the human rectum. Usually engrossed with fungal crustacean diseases and the lost dreams of small children.
That meteor crater is almost as big as Gumby's Trench!...almost...
by xboxknowledge June 30, 2011
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trench war

When two people have a thumb war up someones butthole
Ex: Mark: Yo dude how did it go with two guys and one girl last night?Did you get any action?
Luke: Let's just say i am boss at trench wars
Mark: beanz
by mykittenwearsmittens January 12, 2011
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Trenchers

The loyal fans of the pop/punk/rock band, Marianas Trench.

A group of 100 Trenchers is called a TrenchFam.
"If I could marry all you Trenchers.. I would" Mike Ayley (bass player in MT).
by MTrencherX October 18, 2012
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Mexican trench war

When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.
One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.
by giventofly November 6, 2009
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Trench Walk

Whereby one walks in a hunched over manner as if walking in a trench to avoid stray enemy bullets.
Napolean Dynomite is walking away Trench Walk style!
by Shini January 29, 2008
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trench cock

Very similar to trench foot caught by soldiers during world war I, trench cock is obtained after a long night of rough fucking in which both parties fall asleep while the male's one eyed battering ram remains inside the female's pork wallet. The excessive amount of moisture exposed to penis causes it to saturate and smolder causing the infamous trench cock. Extreme cases have resulted in the male genitalia sloughing (falling) off.
Friend #1: Hey bud how did last night go with that slut you scooped up from the titty club?
Friend #2: Aw man it was going great, I was really pounding that shit when we both passed out.
Friend #1: What is the big deal about that?
Friend #2: Well I fell asleep with my cock still inside her.
Friend #1: And?
Friend #2: Well I am worried I may have gotten trench cock and now my junk might fall off.
by deezlet August 18, 2009
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trendy bisexual

To add to these several definitions that are all stating the same thing...

While it is known that many "trendy" bisexual's only do it to fit in, not much is known about the "average" (lol, irony?) trendy bi group.

Usually consisting of "angst ridden" teens between the ages of 13 and 18, they've, for the most part, died their hair black and resemble your stereotypical goth. Most of them will believe that being in this group, being "bi" makes them different; original, even.

However, the hypocrisy here is so thick that it can be cut with a knife.
The real hypocrisy comes in the form of the name. "trendy." To become bi was, for these people, a way to fit in with the "cool" kids. Of course, these people would rather die before calling themselves "cool." That would only defeat the purpose. Instead, the group as a whole calls themselves anything else. Typically outsiders, or loners, when really their "bi" clique (which, at this point, no longer accepts new "bi" people) has amassed numbers resembling a small night club. What was once a small group of trendy posers in denial becomes a club of them, and nobody wants that.

It especially sucks when one of your friends goes "bi," but instead of still being your friend joins the "bi" kids and all but ditches you.

Of course, while this might not apply to all groups (read: yours) it is certainly true for the vast majority. And if you happen to be in one and think it isn't true, ask yourself: When was the last time you saw a new face in your group? If you can't remember, then congratulations! You've become a trendy clique, you stupid hypocritical bastard.

And don't try getting new members just to prove me wrong. That just makes you worse. Bitch.
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