trampoline worthy

When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.

"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

Welch’s Trampoline

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline

Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019

Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline

These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro

by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024

trampoline

Resuming stupid or dangerous behavior with little or no learning from previous experience or expert analysis.

"He stayed at home for, like, three days, then trampolined to a party and picked up this chick and took her home. She was really hot - her temperature was 104."

by TheDomWTF March 23, 2020