by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021
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by Itwillburnyou September 17, 2021
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by Mastermind30342 July 2, 2015
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by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020
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Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.
Brad: how so??
Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .
Brad: that's wild.
Cuh: word.
Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.
Brad: how so??
Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .
Brad: that's wild.
Cuh: word.
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