Tortilla-swaddle

Swaddling balls or penis into a tortilla while giving head, then ejaculating into the tortilla for her to eat afterwards.

"she was hungry so I made her a tortilla-swaddle for lunch

by Metheonewhohasadirtymind June 23, 2022

Tortilla titties

When you tan so much, it looks like you have tortilla chips on your titties.

Damn when that girl took off her top, she had tortilla titties.

by Warcat January 28, 2020

Tortilla Chip

A phone plan chip made organically from corn tortillas. It is not common due to flammability.

"Woah! Dude, your phone is on fire!"
"Oh! It must be my phone tortilla chip!"

by frogggggiieee August 1, 2022

sos una tortilla

latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.

-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too

-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever

by latamdraco7hekeeper December 5, 2021

Sloppy tortilla

When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.

I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.

by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020

tortilla squãd

A great group of friends that have never met. Some may not even understand why they're friends with these awesome people but overall a very tight knit group. Some people in it can spell, some cannot.🌮

Oh my god have you seen them together?!? they're such a tortilla Squãd!!

by Thicc Hottie Tyler May 5, 2018

Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024