Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

tortilla-y

Containing much tortilla goodness. Most definitely a word.

Those tacos were so tortilla-y, I am ready for a carb nap.

by Leafblower27 June 16, 2018

Tortilla crusher

Homophonic slang. The tortilla is another word for loose ass.

He is usually chill but once he has a few drinks he will hit the club and become a real tortilla crusher.

by Pjlockitup February 17, 2022

Tortilla’s tortitties

Best groupchat ever! They are the blueprint, no one compares.

Fia: I love the tortilla’s tortitties!
Louis: me too, they trended LOUIS CALL LIAM
Harry: ttgc rights

by harrysmedicine October 30, 2020

Tortilla arms

Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.

Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.

Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.

by BoredLawStudent1776 May 22, 2009

kentucky tortilla

When you kneel next to a woman who is laying down and roll her floppy tit around your dick and fuck it. Add sour cream by cuming on the other tit.

I gave that old woman a Kentucky tortilla last night

by anonymous November 18, 2020

Tortilla

A term for a mexican girl's vagina.

I'll butter your tortilla ;)

by Mastermind30342 July 2, 2015