Torres

A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.

1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"

by pyramidMan September 19, 2011

Torie

A beautiful black queen, curvy and intelligent. Most times she works in the medical field; she’s a badass as what she does. She is loyal and that’s why people love her; she loves to have fun. She is sometimes hot tempered but with the perfect man she’s tamed😉

My girlfriend is a Torie

Be like Torie

by Badbitch714 April 20, 2020

Torie

Sweet, awesome bad ass chick she will bring the life to a party even though she may be shy at first, but one you get to know her she is the raddest person ever! She typically has brown curly hair and brown or blue eyes she loves eating booty and riding in big trucks she loves dogs and sometimes rats but turns out her dog turned out to be a rat so she had to call the vet

Wow I wish I could be a torie

by jared_alone- sad May 16, 2018

Torres Strait

A series of islands located between Queensland, Australia and Papua New Guinea.

Badu Islander: Oi Bala, where abouts in Torres Strait you from?

Saibai Islander: I come from Saibai

Badu Islander: Fuck off back to Saibai you dumb cunt before I knock you out. No more act oslem mepla!!

Saibai Islander: sorry bala, I go back Saibai and have sex with an ugly, flea infested New Guinean woman.

by Suck My Kakurr August 16, 2010

Tyries

A man who is the epitome of all greatness. It is an honor for anyone to even utter his name. His face was sculpted by the gods and his body was molded with the hands of perfection. He is the only person that Chuck Norris fears. His mere presence gives sight to the blind and health to the sick. It is at the highest honor to even be in his company.

Girl 1: I saw Tyries walk by yesterday!
Girl 2: I thought you were blind
Girl 1: His face cured me
Girl 2: Oh! His face cured my brain damage last week!
Girl 1 and 2: YAY!!

by Whatzit-2ya October 18, 2010

Torres

To fall from grace spectacularly and become absolutely terrible at everything you do as soon as you cut your hair!

Kieran: Oh man, Alain's done a Torres.
Phil: Yeah, he's just tripped over his own laces!

by Mr K. March 30, 2013

toriesexual

To love everyone but people.

"I'm toriesexual"

by HarperKiwiKK November 7, 2017