toblerone

A delicious chocolate bar that comes in a long, triangular shape. Often the subject of metaphors.

"It's kind of like when you have three bars of White Chocolate Toblerone..."

by misslaurenhelene April 5, 2010

Tiberian Twilight

The fan-made name for the third installment in the Command & Conquer series of games which will never see the light of day.

I find it unfair that Tiberian Twilight will never be a reality. Thanks a lot, EA Games!!

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

toerape

when someones dick is so small they have to rape someone with their toe(s).

i'm bored Steve, wanna go toerape someone? we could even gang-toerape!?!?

by fillerbunny12 April 16, 2009

Tobey

A hot guy with a huge dick. Awesome boyfriend.

I want tobey so bad.

by Just gonna send it April 24, 2017

Rotten Toblerone

Sexual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.

Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.

by trollagorn April 12, 2012

tobey maguire

That mothafucka from Spider-Man

Tobey Maguire literally has no other significant contributions other than Spider-Man.

by That boi Marti August 21, 2016

Taberism

The act of subsatuting random words for other words when describing something.

The person who usually uses taberisms has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D.

John - "man why does that girl make me eat cake before she puts out. I'm tired of kissing ass just to get laid."

(the reference to eating cake as kissing ass is a taberism)

by Xalbia May 4, 2009