A person you pay to titillate and exercise your brain, including your emotions, when it needs a little extra special attention. There is no actual physical contact between you and the mental prostitute...at all...ever.
Paul visits his mental prostitute on a weekly basis to, not only gain perspective about his place in the world, but also, extrapolate and synthesize his emotions.
by Holly Varjak June 03, 2009
A mild cerebral hiatus from consciously entertaining expectations from the perilous and numbing things that infiltrate our lives (e.g. bill collectors, crappy jobs, stale relationships, etc). It can last as long as one desires, and, depending on one's skill, can go completely unnoticed.
This work deadline has been the only thing on my mind lately. I think a mental vacation would serve me well.
by CertifiedVibrations August 26, 2008
That one friend in the group who seems nice a pie normally and pretty straight-laced, but as soon as the party starts, they start downing bottles of gin and turn into an alter ego party animal - mental kev.
by PinkJaxx May 09, 2018
Tim: Look at that person stealing that bag.
Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
Tim: Hey that's my bag.
Mr M: Sucks to be you.
Mr M: What a mental lightweight.
Tim: Hey that's my bag.
Mr M: Sucks to be you.
by Eric3831 February 09, 2008
by Gregory Grubbs September 15, 2006
Dayum you're mentally overweight!
by IAMHOTTTT12 June 28, 2010
An individual's visualization of an area based on their known sense of direction.
"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.
"mental-mapping"
The act of finding places using visualizations based on an individual's known sense of direction.
"She got to California using her mental-map of the United States since she knew it was somewhere East."
"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."
"They were mental-mapping their way to the airport."
by Mr. Allenbach February 25, 2009