literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
by littleladyH January 2, 2022
Get the Hedgesmug. Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025
Get the Hedgemug. When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.
Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!
by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025
Get the Dolla-Dolla Hedgemug. by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023
Get the hedge bogeysmug. An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.
Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.
by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021
Get the Hedge Fuckmug. Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025
Get the Hedgemug. literally A GOD if you have this name you must be a legend! Hedges fears nobody and will destroy anyone who stand in there way
by littleladyH January 2, 2022
Get the Hedgesmug.